Beyond pastramiExcessive amounts of sweaty salamiMoist slabs of seemingly pre-chewed chickenWild Sweet Orange
No times – I don't thank my servant at home, why should I thank you?1 time – I will sprint past you in order to avoid thanking you twice2 times – The true definition of goodness without knowledge3 times – Why are there three doors
Playground gamesPower walkingClustimatePackaging of wild sweet orange
In front of Gelb, gaining everlasting fame in the form of a saved Snapchat StoryThat weird puddly spot near MorseOn that banana that's been in front of Commons for a weekIn the middle of the street, after frantically turning to go back and hit the rapid flashers
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They're just like friendship bracelets but bigger! And for survival! And, you finish with the satisfying feeling that you stole warmth from a sheep.
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