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So, a couple by the names of Cody and Kaitlin sealed the deal with a beautiful (uh, scenery-wise) outdoor wedding in September. They've apparently been together for 10 years and have three kids together. Adorbs, right?
In case you've been hiding from Tiktok and YouTube to protect your mental health (bravo, tbh), you might have missed the EPIC shenanigans catalyzed by the LITERAL WORST WEDDING VOWS EVER.
I am honestly not here to argue about whether or not his vows are good. They are objectively horrendous. And if you watch the whole video, it's even worse. Her vows are SO SINCERE.
I want to hug her and surround her with a pile of empathetic kittens and a bubble bath that is EXACTLY the right temperature; not sweaty hot but not weird and tepid.
Kaitin's sweet, heartfelt vows start at 2:05 of this video. Cody's start right after. I'll let you be the judge of his.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE
The MAID OF HONOR is not only Cody's "ex from high school" but literally STARTS HER SPEECH with that information. She also says that she understands what the bride is going through with Cody. Eeeeeek.
Y'all, I get having mutual friends, and everybody has pasts, but pro tip:
If you dated a bride or groom and happen to be invited to speak at their wedding, either:
a) DECLINE, or
b) DO NOT BRING UP YOUR HISTORY OF BURPING THE WORM IN THE MOLE HOLE OF ONE OF THE NEWLYWEDS.
I need to know how you feel about this. If the person you were marrying did this, how would you respond to this situation?
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