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13 People Who Should Not Be Cooking For Bae Tonight

Some people should not be allowed near the kitchen. If you're one of those people, head to Outback Steakhouse for a steak meal to guarantee your next date night doesn’t look like this.

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1. The chef who made "spaghetti cornanara."

@cookingforbae RT @BmoreLikeNita: Bowel mover RT @StrangePintura: Wtf is this

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@cookingforbae RT @BmoreLikeNita: Bowel mover RT @StrangePintura: Wtf is this

5:42 PM - 22 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. The chef who made "iced egg drop soup."

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3. The chef who made "corn dogs."

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4. The chef who pioneered "reheatered radiator-topping pizza."

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5. The chef who made "spaghetti alla burnanese."

fell asleep cooking spaghetti noodles yesterday. <img src="https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v1/72x72/1f633.png"><img src="https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v1/72x72/1f602.png">

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fell asleep cooking spaghetti noodles yesterday. <img src="https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v1/72x72/1f633.png"><img src="https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v1/72x72/1f602.png">

5:17 PM - 22 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. The chef still working on her "deep" fried turkey recipe.

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7. The chef who made "carne adolla tacos."

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8. The chef who cooked up a fresh "TV dinner."

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9. The chef who made "chips and ¿que es eso?"

@cookingforbae &#x3C;img src=&#x22;https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v1/72x72/1f602.png&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;img src=&#x22;https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v1/72x72/1f602.png&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;img src=&#x22;https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v1/72x72/1f602.png&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;img src=&#x22;https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v1/72x72/1f602.png&#x22;&#x3E; one of my followers on IG he was dead serious &#x3C;img src=&#x22;https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v1/72x72/1f629.png&#x22;&#x3E;

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@cookingforbae one of my followers on IG he was dead serious

10:05 AM - 09 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. The chef who made "pomme freaks."

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11. The chef who made "home on the range chicken."

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12. The chef who made "cornbread."

Couldn&#x27;t find the recipe so I improvised &#x3C;img src=&#x22;https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v1/72x72/1f60d.png&#x22;&#x3E; #CookingForBae

Chantelle@_2fab2careFollow

Couldn't find the recipe so I improvised <img src="https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v1/72x72/1f60d.png"> #CookingForBae

1:00 AM - 31 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. The chef who made "baked apple cry."

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And if any of your recipes for bae ended up as poorly, it's clearly time to step up your game. Perfect your date night at Outback Steakhouse.

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