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10 Things That Would've Happened If Historical Figures Had Phones

History retweets itself. Get an OtterBox case now before your screen is a thing of the past.

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1. Henry VIII would've swiped left on his first five wives.

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2. Paul Revere would've just sent a reply-all.

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3. Michelangelo would’ve snapped fine art nudes.

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4. Mozart would’ve identified “Miserere” with an app instead of his ears.

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5. London would’ve avoided The Great Plague thanks to restaurant reviews.

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6. Christopher Columbus would’ve recalculated his course with turn-by-turn navigation.

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7. The forty-niners would’ve stayed home.

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8. Midwestern farmers would’ve seen the Dust Bowl coming.

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9. Vincent van Gogh would’ve taken a bunch of selfies of his good side.

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10. And, finally, Brutus would’ve just unfriended Caesar.

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