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Take This Pointlessly Long Road-Trip Quiz And I'll Tell You How You Will Die

how will you commute on your roadtrip?

choose an appropriate hour to start the trip.

and of course, you'll be packing some refreshments?

ingest some fruits before the journey.

how long will you be away?

as you travel down the road of your choice, what song are you blasting through your headphones?

what do you see when you look up at the sky?

what's your first destination?

on your way to your next destination, you pass some fields where you decide to have a picnic. where are you now?

you go back to the homely motel you're staying at for the night. it's raining. what do you do?

whose works are you reading while enjoying the sunrise the next morning?

what's your second destination?

pick a lake to stop by on your way to the ocean.

all rivers lead to the ocean. which river will you follow to find the ocean?

you've arrived at your third destination. you have found the ocean! how does she look at this hour?

you stop at an art museum on your way back home. which piece are you inexplicably drawn to?

when you're home, what part of your journey will you miss the most?

you want to be free from the confines of modern, digital society. one day, you decide to fulfill your dream. you put on a long, dark coat and drive and drive and drive till you reach the edge of your mainland. you stand on a dark cliff and scream out Byronic poetry to the raging seas as frigid November winds howl around you. you then slip on some wet rocks and fall to a very messy, very awkward death, because you were being dramatic and stupid.

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you are whimsical in a weird, slightly morbid way. you are invited to a dark castle for dinner with a beautiful vampire. like the idiot you are, you accept the invitation. the two of you sit on the opposite ends of a long table laden with fresh fruit and silver goblets of wine and have dinner. after dinner, your vampire friend reveals to you that they have no intentions of letting you go, which results in a panicky game of catch on your end, and a fun midnight snack hunt on the vampire's end. the vampire then drinks all your blood and invites some cannibals over for the cleanup.

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sometimes, you're so tired, you just want to fall into an old painting and live there forever, ignoring all your responsibilities and obligations. the universe listens to you and on your next birthday, you fall into Vincenzo Camuccini's 'The Death Of Julius Caesar'. the Conspirators freak out and stab you to death alongside Caesar.

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you're incredibly idyllic and so very beautiful. you're also incredibly idiotic and don't understand that you live inside a fairy tale. one day, you come home to your cottage after a long day of frolicking with the squirrels and find an old man waiting for you at your door. he offers you a pretty fruit basket and your brain short circuits, so you thank him, and accept the gift. you get in your house and immediately pop a grape in your mouth. the grapes were poisoned and you die immediately.

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