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12 Simple Ways To Have A Clean Breakup

Orbit helps you break up with lingering food. No promises on your clingy boyfriend, though.

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1. By cutting and running.

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2. By endorsing someone for "singleness" on LinkedIn.

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3. With a letter, from a safe distance.

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4. By changing your profile pic.

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5. By using pop-culture references.

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6. By trying to set them up with one of your friends.

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7. With a cake.

8. Or with a snack.

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9. By at-mentioning them in a celebratory tweet.

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10. By sending a piece of relevant literature.

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11. By hiring a Clown-O-Gram to deliver the news.

12. By using your sense of humor.

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