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By cutting and running.
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By endorsing someone for "singleness" on LinkedIn.
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With a letter, from a safe distance.
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By changing your profile pic.
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By using pop-culture references.
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By trying to set them up with one of your friends.
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By at-mentioning them in a celebratory tweet.
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By sending a piece of relevant literature.
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By hiring a Clown-O-Gram to deliver the news.
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By using your sense of humor.
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