10 Ways To Guarantee You'll Get A Second Date

You know... just in case. Whatever you do, don’t forget to chew Orbit gum for a clean mouth feeling.

1. Stay clean with some stain-proof pants.

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This is only the first date, so you’re going to be nervous. The last thing you need is for those shaky hands to spill coffee all over your nice clean pants.

2. Research some current events and study some big words.

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Girls love a guy with a big... vocabulary.

3. Put on a padded muscle shirt.

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Couldn't hurt.

4. Always flex when you open the door at the restaurant.

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Any chance to show off your KiLLeR mUsCLeS!

"Wow, this door sure is heavy. Good thing I go to the gym every day."

5. Squint.

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It's a scientific fact that squinting makes you look sexier. Talking about your day job never seemed so... hot.

6. This doormat:

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In case the date goes even better than you expected, and you need one final push.

7. Wear some big shoes.

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You know what they say about a guy with big shoes...

8. Make excessive eye contact.

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Making eye contact makes you seem engaged and present — even if you're daydreaming about what happens AFTER a second date.

9. Bring a two-person umbrella.

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"Is that a two-person umbrella in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Oh, well, are you still happy to see me?"

10. Cap your night off by turning an awkward no-hug high-five into a hilarious confetti-laced celebration.

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Now THAT'S how you end a first date.

Above all else, don't forget the Orbit gum!