You're minding your own business when BAM! Your ex texts you.
You're skeptical of his intentions.
Even though you're SO over the breakup...
But if you don't respond you look like you still care.
FML RESPONDED TOO QUICKLY...
Gotta act natural...
Don't double-text him? You know you shouldn't...
"Hey, how are you?" I'm great... obviously.
Now for the real detective work to begin... *insert evil cackle
Is this a booty call?
Maybe he gave you an STI he needs to warn you about?
Or saw your new prof pic and wants a slice of that cake?
You're onto him.
'Cause you took one debate class and are suddenly an expert.
"I miss you." OH MER GAWD. WUT. NO. NOT AGAIN!
Bu- bu- but he has a different girl on his snap story every day?!?
Maybe he dated too many "fake" girls and is ready for the real thing.
YOU'RE HIS PAM! HE'S YOUR JIM!!
It's too good to be true. He broke your heart and your friends STILL hate him. Can he even be trusted?
"Wanna have sex?" BOY BYE.
That'll teach him.
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