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When Your Ex Texts You (as Told By "The Office")

*Feels vibration in pants... not the fun kind.

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You're minding your own business when BAM! Your ex texts you.

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You're skeptical of his intentions.

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Even though you're SO over the breakup...

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But if you don't respond you look like you still care.

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FML RESPONDED TOO QUICKLY...

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Gotta act natural...

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Don't double-text him? You know you shouldn't...

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"Hey, how are you?" I'm great... obviously.

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Now for the real detective work to begin... *insert evil cackle

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Is this a booty call?

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Maybe he gave you an STI he needs to warn you about?

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Or saw your new prof pic and wants a slice of that cake?

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You're onto him.

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'Cause you took one debate class and are suddenly an expert.

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"I miss you." OH MER GAWD. WUT. NO. NOT AGAIN!

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Bu- bu- but he has a different girl on his snap story every day?!?

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Maybe he dated too many "fake" girls and is ready for the real thing.

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YOU'RE HIS PAM! HE'S YOUR JIM!!

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It's too good to be true. He broke your heart and your friends STILL hate him. Can he even be trusted?

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"Wanna have sex?" BOY BYE.

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*Blocks number.

That'll teach him.

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