1. Bring the funk in public...
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2. ...and prove he's a Belieber at home.
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3. Wear his "action shorts" literally every chance he gets.
4. Try to show off in front of your friends.
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5. Strut his stuff at the beach.
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6. And shamelessly work on his tan.
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"Dad, please. The sun deck is for everyone."
7. Make the same face in every... single... photo... he's ever taken.
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He looks like a living zombie in all the photo albums.
8. Insist on helping with your science project, then taking it way too seriously.
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Your idea.
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Dad's idea.
"Mom! Get the fire extinguisher!"
9. Ask you all the important questions.
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10. Photobomb your selfies.
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11. Fall asleep in a weird position just before your friends come over.
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"What species is your dad? No, but really."
12. Come to your rescue even when you don't need it.
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And now he's banned from all future league matches so... that's good.
13. Sell tickets to the gun show at every opportunity...
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...even though he doesn't have any guns to show off.
14. And finally: send you strange selfies...
... that definitely require an explanation.
