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Come see the Citizen Kale show Sunday (tomorrow) at 8:30PM in Theatre Arts 210. It's free!

A Day In The Life (Which Citizen Kale Member Are You?)

Hey! Where are you from?

What food are you about to put on your Insta?

What's your go to catch phrase?

What's on your Spotify playlist?

Go to improv game?

You're handed a plane ticket with the perfect destination for you. You're going to...

SUNDAY FUNDAY! What are you doing before rehearsal?

oooh, baaaby, spill the details on your ideal date

BLESS UP you da king you da best you da OG of the whole operation. This team is your improv lovechild, so you better come see the Citizen Kale show (Sunday at 8:30PM in Theatre Arts 210. It's free and YOUR show!)

Noah

You're from Hawaii but allergic to the ocean? well... I really don't know what to say... BUT WE KNOW HOW TO CHEER YOU UP IF THAT MAKES YOU SAD... Come see the Citizen Kale show (Sunday at 8:30PM in Theatre Arts 210. It's free!)

Christianne

You're just a boy trynna do improv! You probably took this during a break from a twelve hour baking showdown, gym session, or dog petting social. After you're done, come see the Citizen Kale show (Sunday at 8:30PM in Theatre Arts 210. It's free!)

Nathan

Miranda? Raminda? Marinda? YEP, this is NOT a drill! You're a goddess sent from the heavens above, so we understand that the whole being perfect thing can make a person pretty busy, but we still expect you to come see the Citizen Kale show (Sunday at 8:30PM in Theatre Arts 210. It's free!)  
... and we'd be pretty honored.

Marinda

What's that? Did you say something? OH, I think I remember now, was it \*insert something about Hawaii\* or \*insert something about New York City\*? Ah, gotcha. Come see the Citizen Kale show (Sunday at 8:30PM in Theatre Arts 210. It's free!)

Sean

BOOOWLING SQUAD! You don't play with bumpers because you live life on the #wild side and are always hyping up YO CREW! Come see the Citizen Kale show (Sunday at 8:30PM in Theatre Arts 210. It's free!)

Maddie

Don't worry, our show won't conflict with any allergic restrictions or dietary preferences! Come see the Citizen Kale show (Sunday at 8:30PM in Theatre Arts 210. It's GMO-, dairy-, gluten-,cane sugar-, AND cash-free!)

Liana

A MOM in her undergrad years? No, Anna is not with child, but she has all the qualities that make her a total mom, which makes you a mom. You know what moms do? Moms come see the Citizen Kale show (Sunday at 8:30PM in Theatre Arts 210. It's free!)

Anna

Oh shoot, what's up, Sarah? I'm so glad I ran into you because I'm SUPER hungry. Can you hook it up with an RXBar? I'm 95% certain you stock a 12 pack in your bag at all times in case of emergencies. While you're here, come see the Citizen Kale show (Sunday at 8:30PM in Theatre Arts 210. It's free!)

Sarah Baca

Oh, look at that #ootd! Baby, I'm loving this #LOOK #BOOK. You are a fashion queen and a vocal machine, but never mean!! Come see the Citizen Kale show (Sunday at 8:30PM in Theatre Arts 210. It's free!)

Leigh

When you walk in the room, everyone turns after the wind starts to flow through your hair, the light dims, and angels begin to sing. You're a mighty good heckler and you're probably the perfect date to bring home to parents because LONG FORM is your jam! Come see the Citizen Kale show (Sunday at 8:30PM in Theatre Arts 210. It's free!)

Cheyenne

You're Alex! Taking this quiz was a great way to get the ball rolling ;-) and head to the Theatre Arts Building! Come see the Citizen Kale show (Sunday at 8:30PM in Theatre Arts 210. It's free!)

Alex

You may be in San Francisco, LA, or Japan 15 minutes before the show, but we'll rest easy knowing you'll still be here on time and looking stylish as ever. Come see the Citizen Kale show (Sunday at 8:30PM in Theatre Arts 210. It's free!)

Ellis

Every improv team needs its very own Ellen DeGeneres and you are just that! Come see the Citizen Kale show (Sunday at 8:30PM in Theatre Arts 210. It's free!) Did you know concessions are only $1?

Sarah Smallman

Yo what's good, Katy? Don't Terra-way now! Come see the Citizen Kale show (Sunday at 8:30PM in Theatre Arts 210. It's free!)

Katy

You are beauty! You are grace! Did you know she's from Portland (in the United States?) As if her improv wasn't stunning enough, she's a total fashionista and we can tell you have great taste! Come see the Citizen Kale show (Sunday at 8:30PM in Theatre Arts 210. It's free!)

Lauren

You just love not sleeping! Science and theatre? Lol why not?! We're just gonna say you've got a fiery passion for everything you involve yourself in! Come see the Citizen Kale show (Sunday at 8:30PM in Theatre Arts 210. It's free!)

Emily

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