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    The Top 10 Greatest Valentine's Day VHS Tapes Of All Time

    I never saw any of these, but I assembled the list based on the VHS covers. So go out there to your local video store and rent one of these babies! Then curl up in front of the fireplace with your special someone (or just a box of leftover Chinese food) and toss the tape in the fire. Burn baby burn!

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    10. Romantic (with Popeye swear symbols in place of letters) Comedy

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    Dudley Moore is saying "Why are you so mad at me, Lilly Tomlin?" and Lilly Tomlin is saying "Why can't you tell I'm Mary Steenburgen!"

    9. The Love God?

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    The question mark in the title is unnecessary. Don Knotts will love all the women. Don't stand in his way.

    8. Beach Balls

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    "At Big Top Beach Every Guy Finds a Treasure Chest." They mean boobs, right? Or does she have balls? Sorry to be so crass, but I don't get the innuendo. Treasure Chest is a 'chest' reference, but balls are not.

    7. Rhinestone

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    Sylvester Stallone and Dolly Parton compare chest sizes for 90 minutes.

    6. Accidents Will Happen

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    The Fake Accident Racket Exposed! President Reagan can't commit to canoodling, he knows that Accidents Will Happen!

    5. SSexycises

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    The title contains the letter S twice. Because it's actually a cartoon of two people flexing together to new levels of fitness and intimacy.

    4. Be My Valentine Love, Barney

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    50 minutes, too hot for TV!

    3. Promise Her Anything

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    The tagline is "Promise her anything... but take her to our picture first!" is a pretty clever tactic. Remember when Disney tried "Lie to your kid and tell them you'll get them a puppy if they'll sit through Bolt"?

    2. Love Leads the Way

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    Speaking of Disney puppies: here's the Disney movie where Timothy Bottoms falls in love with a dog.

    1. The Return of the Shaggy Dog

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    Speaking of Disney puppies: here's the Disney movie where some lady falls marries a dog.

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