16 Questionable Excuses For Not Going Outside

Hmm... that's not a thing. This summer, drag your dramatic friends off the couch, grab your OFF! Mosquito Repellent, and stop making excuses. The Outdoors Misses You!

1. "The sun is way too bright right now."

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Yes, the sun is a giant fiery ball hovering above your head. But it's a nice giant fiery ball hovering above your head! Here to warm you... unlike your fluorescent lightbulbs.

2. "I'm already in my sweats."

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Look at your life. Look what you've become. You are not a sweatpants monster. You are better than that!

3. "Everything outside costs money."

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And what are you going to do if you stay in? Order food and online shop? Exactly.

4. "I heard it might rain."

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Have you heard about umbrellas? Also, it's just water.

5. "I just cleaned my apartment."

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Let's be honest. You threw away three things and swept the rest under the rug. Let's get out of here before this turns into an episode of Hoarders.

6. "I have everything I need inside."

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Sure it is! Except for fresh air, Vitamin D, food that doesn't come from a can, etc.

7. "I have food that I need to eat before it goes bad."

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There's a reason you haven't eaten it by now. The world is your oyster. Let's go get some.

8. "I have so much work to catch up on."

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Oh, you mean endlessly scroll through your Facebook feed? Nope. Come on, let's go "like" things in real life.

9. "I'll miss my shows."

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If only there were re-runs... or a way to record them... or the possibility of watching them online later... oh wait. There is?! That's right!

10. "I'm not sporty."

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No one's forcing you to sign up for a triathlon... let's just go sit at the park.

11. "I just need to lie down for a minute."

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Science proves that minutes turn to hours and hours turn to days. Let's nip this in the bud, shall we?

12. "I just feel like being alone."

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Fine. But only if you promise that you won't be texting, Tindering, Facebooking, OkCupiding, or indulging in any other form of social media interaction.

13. "I don't like the way grass feels."

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Are you even listening to yourself at this point?

14. "I don't know why, but bugs are, like, super attracted to me."

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Oh, they're attracted to you and only you? How flattering! You're so special.

15. "It's been a long week."

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Yup, a long week of sitting on your butt behind a screen. Shall we attempt to do the opposite?

16. "I'm just NOT an outdoorsy person."

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Not with that attitude, you're not.

Now get up and catch some fresh air! The Outdoors Misses You!