Latina Heat
1. Wanting to scream when a dj at a Latin club says "if you're Latina make some noissssseeeee".
2. Watching someone sarcastically yell “CULO” during the song and rolling your eyes because you know that’s the only word they know in Spanish.
3. Getting mad when people awfully attempt to sing lyrics in Spanish and then realizing you only know them because you google translated them all.
4. The thrill and satisfaction of ever correcting a Latin person’s spelling and/or grammar.
5. Meeting a Latin person who doesn’t even know who Juan Luis Guerra or Mana is and being equal parts scandalized yet amazed at how much more Latina you are than them.
6. Feeling soo proud if you have a booty that is bigger than some Latina chick or buying “booty enhancing” jeans to accentuate those Latin curves.
7. Being absolutely dumb founded at how Latinas can find white guys hot. I’ll take a sexy Latin tamale over a gringo any day.
8. Watching so many PeroLike videos about Latino problems and firmly feeling that you can relate to all of them.
9. Style icons Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson? Pshh try Shakira and J.LO for life.
10. Saying something in Spanish and having someone ask you, “oh, are you Latina?” CLARO QUE SI
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