1. You've dropped your phone countless times, and it STILL hasn't shattered...
2. You never miss the trash can...
3. You've accumulated a small fortune from money you've found on sidewalks...
...while your friends seem to blink and their wallets vanish.
4. You always find the best parking spots...
5. Your tooth fairy left stacks of coins under your pillow...
6. Your bartenders are always gifting YOU the free shots at the bar...
7. This is your typical tweet...
So today I found money in an old jacket, won free food on McDonald's monopoly and passed my driving test #luckyDay 💃💃
...while your friends have just given up.