America’s Got Talent is back at it again, making me question what my true talents are. Fourteen-year-old contortionist Sofie Dossi just impressed us all with her bending and twisting. It's totally no big deal…WAIT JK:
She fell in love with contortion when she watched a video of it one day and then just tried it. You know, casual.
I mean, she already has the audience wowed, shocked, and astonished.
So, she begins by playing a little peek-a-boo with all of us, and trust me, it only gets better.
Like how? Are you all sure there aren’t two people on the stage? She’s playing with my emotions!
And let's just take a second to admire her French manicure, like DAYUM girl.
But, this is taking a lot of her energy, so she decides to take a little break and have a snack.
SURE THIS IS TOTALLY CASUAL.
I AM QUESTIONING MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE. SHE’S ONLY 14!?!?!
I can't even do a push-up without falling flat on my face.
And this is how I normally slide into someone's DMs.
But for the grand finale, Nick grabs her a bow and arrow so she can finish slaying all of our lives, right?
NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, she just goes into a backbend, aims, shoots…
...and completely NAILS her target.
And then so gracefully bows like she didn't just SLAY the entire game.