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11 Tweets Your Cat Would Totally Write About You

Ever feel like your cat is just watching you eat ice cream out of the carton while standing over the kitchen sink and judging you? She is. And if your cat had Twitter, you know her sarcastic tweet game would be savage too.

1. On cat calls:

2. On superfluous purchases:

3. On questionable fashion choices:

4. On your tone of voice:

5. On adding to the shopping list:

6. On being judgmental:

7. On dressing for the weather:

8. On proper names:

9. On keeping tidy:

10. On getting work done:

11. On dinner:

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