11 Tweets Your Cat Would Totally Write About You

Ever feel like your cat is just watching you eat ice cream out of the carton while standing over the kitchen sink and judging you? She is. And if your cat had Twitter, you know her sarcastic tweet game would be savage too.

1. On cat calls:

Shall Farley / CC BY-SA 2.0 / Via Flickr: shalf

Desperation isn't a good look, girl.

2. On superfluous purchases:

Gatto Mimmo / CC BY 2.0 / Via Flickr: ma1974

Why you wasting money?

3. On questionable fashion choices:

R. Crap Mariner / CC BY 2.0 / Via Flickr: isfullofcrap

Hope you bought that for yourself because this kitty don't play that.

4. On your tone of voice:

Rocky Mountain Feline Rescue / CC BY 2.0 / Via bit.ly

"I'll have you know I'm almost 6 years old thank you very much."

5. On adding to the shopping list:

Dan4th Nicholas / CC BY 2.0 / Via Flickr: 11250735@N07

Nobody likes running out of TP.

6. On being judgmental:

CJ Sorg / CC BY-SA 2.0 / Via Flickr: cjsorg

Busted.

7. On dressing for the weather:

Sarah Marriage / CC BY 2.0 / Via Flickr: semarr

So thoughtful.

8. On proper names:

Jody McIntyre/ CC BY-SA 2.0 / Via Flickr: jmanners

Show some respect.

9. On keeping tidy:

Tammy Strobel / CC BY 2.0 / Via Flickr: rowdykittens

What did you expect would happen?

10. On getting work done:

Miia Sample / CC BY-SA 2.0 / Via Flickr: myrtti

So, SO helpful.

11. On dinner:

Alisha Vargas / CC BY 2.0 / Via bit.ly

Hey, this food dish isn't gonna fill itself!

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