Top 6 "Best Evarrr" Lifehacks That Everyone Should Know

We all love the internet (I know I do for all the articles), but did you know that there is a wealth of knowledge that can be gained in this so-called information age? You didn’t? Wait, you did? I’m not sure what the answer to that rhetorical question is but I can offer you this… Lifehacks! They’re easy little things that you can apply to your daily routine to bring a temporary end to the soul-crushing monotony and more importantly make things easier for yourself. Check it out!

6. You ever have one of those days? You know what I’m talking about. You have a bottle with all this stuff in it but you’ll never be able to get it out. Not for the life of you...

You’ve tried everything from practical to impractical solutions and after trying for literally a large increment of time you’re more tired than having to come up with a fairly good simile. Well, here’s a pretty good idea: Just ask Nick. He’s got a bottle. I’m sure he knows how to get it open. Bam! Problem solved.

5. Night time is dark as we all know but did you know that inside is also dark? Well, it can be... sometimes.

Next time you’re inside somewhere just check. If it’s dark ask Nick for a solution. Sometimes turning on a light is all that is necessary, other times it’s a bit more complicated. I wouldn't know but you know who would? Nick! Just ask him. He’s standing right there in the dark.

4. Silence can be deafening. I have too many thoughts and yet I can’t think... Are you like me? If so Nick will play something. Hurry up!!! Anything. Just play. It’s all too much. The walls. It’s a box. It’s all coming down just as the prophecy said.

Are you like me? If so Nick will play something. Hurry up!!! Anything. Just play. It’s all too much. The walls. It’s a box. It’s all coming down just as the prophecy said.

3. Interpreting the prophecy, ugh, I know. Don’t get me started. Who’s to know what the elders were thinking when they jotted down this mishmash of vague superstitious rules wrapped in metaphor?!

No one wants to anger the beast but at the same time how am I supposed to know if the chosen one hasn't come and gone because we weren't honouring the covenant, am I right? If you've screamed “There’s got to be a better way!” from the rooftops like I have then you've known that only the chosen one can interpret the prophecy. Nick might be that guy. Give it a shot. What’s the worst thing that could happen, the apocalypse? Yeah, like Nick interpreting the prophecy of the ancients is gonna change that. We’re all doomed anyways. If Nick just gives it a once over it’ll be fine, probably. You’re overthinking things again. Just let it go.

2. Nick will dress up like a pirate for you. Easy...

Every problem has a solution when you can take a step back and re-evaluate it with a critical eye. If not, Nick can sleep on it for you and when he wakes up in his pirate costume for some reason everything will seem so much clearer in the light of day.

1.Burn down the shed. That’s where the beast lives. You have been warned.

This article was guest-written by Lucas (feat.) Goldman