There is one truth I've held to be self-evident this whole time....
...women can't have thoughts. It's impossible! Time and time again, we've seen evidence of this not being true. (see: Emily Dickinson, Maya Angelou, and/or any woman who claims to be "literate." Literate = code word for ghostwriter)
You can imagine by surprise when I came across this article while looking for bullets and camouflage clothing last night on my porn computer...
Woah woah woah...let's unpack this.
Firstly, four stories on an irrelevant "entertainment" "website" dedicated to someone who involuntarily bleeds each month? Too much too much.
But I digress...let's examine the rhetoric.
The first link says that Anna Kendrick "explains" something... which implies that she understands said "thing."
The second link says that Anna Kendrick "thinks" which, after all, is why we're here today.
The third link says that Anna Kendrick "recalls," which alludes to her ability to retain information in her tiny brain? #confused
Finally, the fourth link says that Anna Kendrick "is." This, of course, is infeasible. Why? Because for her to "is" suggests existence. And the existence of a living, breathing female with the ability to explain, think and recall information is incredulous!
I AM SUING.
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