20 Puns To Get The Most Fun Of Your Summer

Puns, in my opinion, are new kind of jokes which rely on the playfulness with words, the more you play with words the better it gets and most of the time puns are one-liner jokes; for example, let's play a little bit with an alligator (animal) and make fun of it. Q: what do we call an alligator in a vest? A: investigator. You see how we play with it? These are puns! Now, let us see these 20 puns that will create some fun in your summer.

PS: If you have trouble understanding the pun, try saying the whole joke out loud.

1 - What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day? I’m bacon!

2 - What did the beach say to the wave? Long tide, no sea.

3 - What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing – it just waved!

4 - What is the best day to go to the beach? SUNday.

5 - What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.

6 - What do sheep do on sunny days? Have a baa-baa-cue.

7 - What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

8 - What race is never run? A swimming race.

9 - What do you call a witch on a beach? A sandwitch!

10 - What was the geometry student looking for at the beach? A tangent.

11 - How come you can’t find lawyers sunbathing on the beach? Cats keep covering them over with sand.

12 - Yo’ Mama is like a beached whale: stinky and tragic, but you can’t help but stare.

13 - Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.

14 - What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool? Show me your mussels.

15 - What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

16 - When do you go at red and stop at green? – When you’re eating a watermelon.

17 - Why did the man love his barbecue? – Because it was the grill of his dreams.

18 - How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomach every time they see a bikini.

19 - What did the beach say to the wave? Long tide, no sea.

20 - Went to the beach today; I could feel the women just dressing me with their eyes.

Puns are taken from PunsVille