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    I Hate To Break It You, But The Woman In Your Life Does Not Want These Things For Valentine's Day

    Say NO to the heart-shaped jewelry.

    Alexandra Lopez
    by Alexandra Lopez

    Community Contributor

    BuzzFeed Community Team
    Approved and edited by BuzzFeed Community Team

    1. Love coupons

    an envelope with phrases, "good for one free foot rub," "redeem for a back massage," "date night of your choice," and "exchange for sexy time" written over it
    Vasil Dimitrov / Getty Images

    No one needs currency for your affection.

    2. Any variation of the heart-shaped necklace

    A silver sparkling heart necklace
    Zales / Via zales.com

    Nobody likes this. Stop.

    Bravo! / Via giphy.com

    3. Sex dice

    7 dice each reading one word, "receive," "dominate," "oral sex," "tie to the bed," "stroke," "nipple," and "me"
    mtreasure / Getty Images

    No one wants to be coerced into licking your ass.

    4. A Pandora charm bracelet

    A close-up of a woman's wrist wearing Pandora bracelets
    Pandora / Via us.pandora.net

    She's a grown ass woman. It's just not cute anymore.

    FOX / Via giphy.com

    5. A bouquet of carnations

    a bouquet of carnations with "full carnation V-Day slander" written over it
    Xiuxia Huang / Getty Images

    These are filler flowers. Supporting characters, but never a lead.

    6. A scented candle

    White Rae Dunn candle with "day" written on the jar
    Rae Dunn/WalMart / Via walmart.com

    Everyone knows you got it at the discount aisle at TJ Maxx. Especially if it's Rae Dunn. Dear God, don't get the Rae Dunn candle.

    NBC / Via giphy.com

    7. Edible underwear

    Eldorado / Via lingeriediva.com, Eldorado / Via lingeriediva.com

    It's a yeast infection waiting to happen.

    8. A padded push-up bra

    Three push up bras with an X over them, and the text, "No, NO, NOOOO" beside them
    Bob_sato_1973 / Getty Images/iStockphoto

    Don't be an asshole. It's not funny in literally any sense. 

    CBS / Via giphy.com

    9. And a box of light bulbs with a note that says, "you light up my life"

    hand holding glass light bulb with "you light up my life" written on it
    Grace Cary / Getty Images

    You forgot, huh? I'd say nice try, except it just wasn't. Lazy.

    What's an overused Valentine's gift you'd be happy to never receive again? Sound off in the comments below!

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