Community·Posted on Sep 30, 2021I'm Sorry, But We Just Have To Talk About How These Are Probably The 10 Ugliest MonstersNot everyone can be Ghostface-level hot.by Alexandra LopezCommunity ContributorApproved and edited by BuzzFeed Community TeamFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 10. Krumm Nickelodeon We get that he’s going for a whole European thing with the armpit hair, but the fact that he has to hold up his eyes like that all the time seems stressful to me. Like, if you’re holding your eyes, who’s gonna be holding me? Also, he's the type of guy who wears natural deodorant, which we all know doesn't work. And he looks like a blob fish with arms, which is arguably the least sexy fish. 9. Boo-Berry General Mills He obviously is a sensitive guy, which can sometimes be hot, but he’s sensitive in a way no one cares about. Like, we get it, you're a "pick me" type of guy. Does he even like cereal? 8. Freddy Krueger New Line Cinema Not only does he look like ground beef, he also creeps on you in your dreams, which is beyond desperate. His outfit is kind of grunge which we appreciate, but it is never okay to wear a fedora. Ever. 7. Cookie Monster HBO Man needs to learn that things are best in moderation. The rock and roll lifestyle just isn’t cute when you’re well into your 40s. There are numbers you can call. 6. Monster Trucks Dario Oliveira/NurPhoto via Getty Images All they do is look cool and destroy things... which I guess is kinda hot. 5. The Flying Spaghetti Monster Beata Zawrzel/NurPhoto via Getty Images He has his own religion, which can be sexy in a dominating way, but he also seems messy and not very well put together. Also, the dressing like a pirate to stop global warming thing seems kind of gaslight-y to me... so we would only probably date for a little while. 4. Chupacabra Daniel Eskridge / Getty Images This guy has no table manners and you can’t take him anywhere. 3. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Loew's, Inc. We all know it’s never a good idea to date a Gemini man. Like, you can be an asshole, but own it. Besides, what’s the point of dating a doctor if he’s not even gonna take you on vacation? 2. Bloody Mary Sony Pictures A feminist icon? Sure. But is she still both jealous and obsessed with me? Absolutely. 1. The Crypt Keeper HBO/Warner Bros. So, you'd think you would have hit the jackpot cause you found a really old sugar daddy who owns a lot of property, but this guy just doesn’t die. He also loves to mansplain and doesn’t ever shut the fuck up.