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First things first: when you wake up, you've got to harness all the energy you can muster.
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Start by dancing around the living room as loudly as you can to wake up the parental units.
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If they insist that you eat breakfast first, make it a painful meal.
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But when it's time to open presents, you spring into action.
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Win back some points by giving some love to the smaller gifts.
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Play it cool like the calm before the storm.
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Then, quickly unleash some sick fist pumps after you rip open the gift you've been waiting for.
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Stop, feign composure, then give 'em the old shocked eagle face.
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Throw some complimentary somersaults of disbelief.
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Stay on the ground and start kicking as if the spirit of the season has possessed you.
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Then, jump up and dance with every awkward bone in your body.
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Grab the nearest table and flip it in victory.
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Finally, ignore the shouts of terror your freakout has caused and give everyone a hug.
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