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14 Things Only People Who Love Shopping Will Understand

Sales, people. It's all about new stuff at sale prices. *cough* Nordstrom's Anniversary Sale *cough*

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1. Dressing rooms with clothing limits are your living nightmare.

"I did NOT almost break my arm under the weight of all these clothes to be told I can only bring FOUR items inside! How am I supposed to mix and match?"
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"I did NOT almost break my arm under the weight of all these clothes to be told I can only bring FOUR items inside! How am I supposed to mix and match?"

2. And you've bought a bunch of stuff without trying it on because the fitting room was too long.

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It's a gamble. Sometimes it works, and sometimes you hope for a great return policy.

3. Which might be for the best because you do some pretty weird stuff in there.

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You talk to yourself...and test out your go-to dance moves.

4. You religiously check your email for discounts.

"Dear shopping gods, please let me receive a 40% off coupon code today." ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ
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"Dear shopping gods, please let me receive a 40% off coupon code today." ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ

5. You even have a separate account specifically for sale notifications.

You pretty much delete everything except for a few chosen stores. Sorry, not all sales are treated equally.
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You pretty much delete everything except for a few chosen stores. Sorry, not all sales are treated equally.

6. And you're on like 30 different lists that promise to "email you when it comes back in stock!"

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You've also got Google Alerts and have emailed the store directly because persistence pays off. Right?

7. Either way, the weekend after your paycheck is dangerous.

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Your brain says "no," but your heart says "YAAASS!"

8. Because if that perfect pair of shoes is on sale, you will buy them.

In every color.
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In every color.

9. You're constantly sending friends selfies of potential outfits...

With slightly different poses for ~dramatic effect~.
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With slightly different poses for ~dramatic effect~.

10. ...50% because you want to know if you should buy it, 50% because you look good.

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Damn good.

11. Snatching the last item in your size makes you feel, like, so thrillingly ruthless.

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Finders keepers, losers weepers.

12. Sometimes you even go to multiple locations of the same store.

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Ya know, just in case they have anything different.

13. And you wake up extra early for particularly special sales.

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With a large coffee in hand because the early bird gets the shoesโ€” erm, worm.

14. At the end of the day, nothing beats browsing IRL.

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Shopping is your therapy. Shopping is your cardio. Shopping is life.

Shopping lovers never miss Nordstrom's Anniversary Sale! Get your hands on brand-new arrivals at sale prices from 7/22โ€“8/7.