If you happen to be awake at 4 a.m. and watching Adult Swim, you'll come across Too Many Cooks, a 12-minute parody that turns '80s and '90s television intros on their head.
At first, you're like, "Oh. An old-school TV sitcom intro. OK."
But then, you'll realize that the intro keeps going...
...and going...
..and going...
...and going...
...and... going...
And then it gets unbelievably bizarre...
And horrifying.
But the intro sequence DOES. NOT. STOP.
That's right. The entire short is one LONG ASS INTRO:
Too Many Cooks has been trending worldwide on Twitter:
The short has given people the meaning of life:
I watched too many cooks and i think i understand the meaning of life now http://t.co/otVdbwUWYN
Panic attacks:
I made it 2/3rds of the way through TOO MANY COOKS and started to have a panic attack. Will resume watching sometime tomorrow.
A song that can never be erased from memory:
♫TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS ♫
A topic of conversation 20 years from now:
In 20 years, everyone's going to be recalling where they were when they first saw Too Many Cooks.
Even death wishes:
too many cooks too many cooks too many cooks too many cooks (kill me)
And apparently, all the names in the show are real. Even this one:
Watch the whole short here:
