"Too Many Cooks" Might Be The Most Bizarre Thing You'll Ever See
Also contains the catchiest song in the world. Slightly NSFW.
If you happen to be awake at 4 a.m. and watching Adult Swim, you'll come across Too Many Cooks, a 12-minute parody that turns '80s and '90s television intros on their head.

The short is a creation from Squidbillies writer Chris "Casper" Kelly.
At first, you're like, "Oh. An old-school TV sitcom intro. OK."

But then, you'll realize that the intro keeps going...

...and going...

..and going...

...and going...

...and... going...

But the intro sequence DOES. NOT. STOP.

That's right. The entire short is one LONG ASS INTRO:
Too Many Cooks has been trending worldwide on Twitter:

The short has given people the meaning of life:
I watched too many cooks and i think i understand the meaning of life now http://t.co/otVdbwUWYN
Christopher Hall@cory_hallFollow
I watched too many cooks and i think i understand the meaning of life now http://t.co/otVdbwUWYN
1:47 PM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
Panic attacks:
I made it 2/3rds of the way through TOO MANY COOKS and started to have a panic attack. Will resume watching sometime tomorrow.
Richard Kelly@JRichardKellyFollow
I made it 2/3rds of the way through TOO MANY COOKS and started to have a panic attack. Will resume watching sometime tomorrow.
1:13 PM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
A song that can never be erased from memory:
♫TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS ♫
Rory Daniels@Cerebral_VortexFollow
2:04 PM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS TOO MANY COOKS
A topic of conversation 20 years from now:
In 20 years, everyone's going to be recalling where they were when they first saw Too Many Cooks.
Rob Kutner@ApocalypseHowFollow
In 20 years, everyone's going to be recalling where they were when they first saw Too Many Cooks.
1:48 PM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
Even death wishes:
too many cooks too many cooks too many cooks too many cooks (kill me)
Laura @ellenthemuffinFollow
too many cooks
too many cooks
too many cooks
too many cooks
(kill me)
2:08 PM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
And apparently, all the names in the show are real. Even this one:
