1.
Who is the monster who created this...this...THING?!?!
2.
What is wrong with this world?!?!?!
3.
No one deserves this brusselmole...
4.
OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, STOP THE MADNESS!!
5.
Who did this to you, taco??
6.
GET THESE CRACKERS OUTTA MY FACE!
7.
This is truly a heinous crime...
10.
"I love hard-shell tacos with only lettuce and shredded processed American cheese!" —literally no one
12.
Somebody save this precious guac from those blueberries and hard-boiled eggs.
13.
SOMEBODY GET THAT GUAC OUTTA THAT TUBE!
14.
What...what is that??
...ZESTY GUACAMOLE-FLAVORED DIP?!?!?!?!
16.
NO! GET THAT KETCHUP OUTTA MY TACOS!!!