1. This beer-guzzling bride and groom:

2. These noxious nuptials:

3. These mad hatters:

All your bridesmaid getups don't seem so bad now, huh?
4. This donkey-riding duo:

According to Getty, this couple had to ride donkeys to their wedding due to a fuel shortage in France.
5. These two who really meant "together forever":

The photo is of George Arthur Carvossa, a detective at London's Paddington Green station, and Phyllis Marion, whose father was chief of police.
6. This party-slash-protest:

Peter Oxley and Alena Czeknovska were married at London's Caxton Hall in October 1969 — right in the middle of a labor protest.
7. This fueled-up fiesta:

June 4, 1938, wasn't just this couple's wedding — it also marked the opening of a new gas station in the town of Iver, England, which had to be celebrated accordingly.
8. This windy wedding:

9. These sweet saw-wielders:

The groom, Donald Clements, was a carpenter.
10. This scandalous smooch:

That's not the bride this groom is kissing...that's her sister.
11. This impromptu teatime:

This brilliant bunch was keeping warm while waiting for Prime Minister Ramsay MacDonald's daughter, Dr. Joan MacDonald, to arrive to her wedding in 1932.
12. This dog-loving duo:

13. These guys celebrating the marriage of their fellow fireman:

14. This pitiful party:

15. These speed demons:

That's competitive motorcycle rider Billie Painter, about to steer the way to her 1935 wedding reception.
16. This silly ceremony:

The clowns weren't there just for entertainment; they were celebrating the marriage of groom Roly Bain, who was both a professional clown and an Anglican priest.
17. And finally, this mile-high marriage:

Yes, they're hanging by their hair. I'm as amazed as you are.