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11 Incredible Things That Prove Thick Thighs Are A Gift

No gap, no problem.

When you think about it, having thick, juicy thighs really is a blessing.

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Yes, you probably have to deal with the dreaded chub rub.

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And sure, you may have to sacrifice a few pairs of jeans along the way.

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Look familiar?

But there are also some great things about being part mermaid.

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1. For one, your legs are one heck of an inviting seat.

Cute kids, clueless dogs, fellow foxes — come one, come all! No, not you, Chad.
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Cute kids, clueless dogs, fellow foxes — come one, come all! No, not you, Chad.

2. You've got curves, and plenty of 'em.

Have you seen these stems in a fitted skirt?
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Have you seen these stems in a fitted skirt?

3. As good as you look in tight stuff, though, you can't even be mad about the JNCO comeback.

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Yeah, there should be enough room in there.

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4. Not to mention, your divine drumsticks make you strong AF.

What is this "skipping leg day" nonsense? When you look this good, every day is leg day.
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What is this "skipping leg day" nonsense? When you look this good, every day is leg day.

For real.

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Oh, you thought you understood the laws of physics? That's so sweet.

5. In fact, your perfect "workout" is shaking it all over the dance floor.

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'Cause you know you've got the power to get lower, for longer.

Oooh, yeeeah.

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6. And should you decide not to bring any dance partners home, you can always follow Tweet's example.

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Those gams were just made for lotions, oils, and one "Damn, I'm sexy!" feeling leading to another.

(Side note: Can you believe there was a time when this was the cultural definition of "Tweet"?)

7. And whatever your masturbatory status, they're always good for keeping your hands warm.

See that up there? Not. Your. Damn. Problem.
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See that up there? Not. Your. Damn. Problem.

8. Plus, even though dudes are always hollering at them thangs...

... the upside is, anyone trying to sneak a peek up your skirt is outta luck.

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These goods are for you and whomever else you choose only, baby.

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9. If you're of the tattooed persuasion, well, you've got some extra real estate.

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10. Plus, physiques like yours inspire anthems like this.

View this video on YouTube

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11. And then, perhaps, there is the most important consideration of all.

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So keep it thick, babygirls and boys, because you are freakin' killing it.

#ThickThighBlessings.

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