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19 Things Girls Too Lazy For A Beauty Routine Know To Be True

You know how I look this good? SLEEP, that's how.

1. Dry shampoo is your religion.

2. If you ever do anything this fancy, it's only because you haven't washed your hair this week.

3. Same goes for hats.

Oh, this old thing? It's just covering roots so dirty they could grow a garden.
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Oh, this old thing? It's just covering roots so dirty they could grow a garden.

4. And when you do wash, it's like, who needs a blowout?

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5. You can go all day with wet hair.

6. Also, finding days-old bobby pins in there isn't a rare occurrence.

Or the occasional dreadlock. And maybe once a tiny bit of pizza.
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Or the occasional dreadlock. And maybe once a tiny bit of pizza.

7. So you fantasize about cutting it all off...

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8. ... but this bedhead thing is just so you.

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9. And honestly, bangs are a great way to hide stray brow hairs.

10. You know, since no one's ever noticed how bushily beautiful YOURS are.

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What's that about?

11. As skincare goes, you're keeping the face wipe industry afloat.

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Cleanser, toner, and multiple moisturizers? LOL

12. But really, this is the only face mask you need in your life.

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13. When it comes to makeup, um, does "highlighter" translate literally to "face sweat/grease I actually have to apply"?

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And you, uh... want me to buy that?

14. And wait... lipstick requires a brush and liner?

THEN WHAT THE HELL IS THE TUBE FOR
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THEN WHAT THE HELL IS THE TUBE FOR

15. Is this a torture device or what?

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16. And like, who needs liner when you could just wear sunglasses all the time?

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17. You tried contouring once.

With your fingers. Until you got bored and started scrolling through your phone.
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With your fingers. Until you got bored and started scrolling through your phone.

18. Besides, you don't want to like this post-rainstorm.

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19. And those extra hours of sleep are pretty dope, too.

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Laze on, lazy girls!

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