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27 Halloween Costumes For Men That Will Probably Make You Tingle Down There

Please, try to contain yourself.

1. Sexy Cowboy

2. Sexy Scot

We're a long way from Groundskeeper Willie, y'all.
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We're a long way from Groundskeeper Willie, y'all.

3. Sexy Doctor

As long as he scrubs dat ass with iodine beforehand, we good.
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As long as he scrubs dat ass with iodine beforehand, we good.

4. Sexy Sailor

Se(a)men joke here.
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Se(a)men joke here.

5. Sexy Referee

Calls the shots/can help you find something cute and supportive for a high arch at Foot Locker.
mrcostumes.com

Calls the shots/can help you find something cute and supportive for a high arch at Foot Locker.

6. Sexy Firefighter

Those nipples will definitely be hot if he doesn't invest in some anti-chafe cream.
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Those nipples will definitely be hot if he doesn't invest in some anti-chafe cream.

7. Penis Pan

Doesn't grow older — only grows bigger.
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Doesn't grow older — only grows bigger.

8. Sexy Ancient Greek Dude

AKA Penis Pan on laundry day.
3wishes.com

AKA Penis Pan on laundry day.

9. Sexy Pizza Delivery Guy

You're hot for sure, dude, but I am gonna be so pissed if there's no actual pizza in there.
atlantastripper.com

You're hot for sure, dude, but I am gonna be so pissed if there's no actual pizza in there.

10. Sexy Ninja

Crouching tiger, hidden fuckboy.
blockbustercostumes.com

Crouching tiger, hidden fuckboy.

11. Sexy Chimney Sweep

Likes to clean? Check. Otherwise filthy? Check. Consider my flue open for business!
candyapplecostumes.com

Likes to clean? Check. Otherwise filthy? Check. Consider my flue open for business!

12. Sexy Holy Man

Have mercy.
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Have mercy.

13. Sexy Minion

Not sure why this came up in our "sexy" search, but you could always cut a naughty little hole for your balls or something.
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Not sure why this came up in our "sexy" search, but you could always cut a naughty little hole for your balls or something.

14. Sexy Lumberjack

For Sexy Brooklynite, just add LP collection.
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For Sexy Brooklynite, just add LP collection.

15. Sexy Cat in the Hat

Sexy because you know he'll listen intently to all your fascinating stories about Mittens.
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Sexy because you know he'll listen intently to all your fascinating stories about Mittens.

16. Sexy Caveman

Complete with backward views on consent, reproductive rights, and the wage gap.
attractivewear.net

Complete with backward views on consent, reproductive rights, and the wage gap.

17. Sexy Bacon

Would tear apart with my teeth.
halloweencostumes.com

Would tear apart with my teeth.

18. Sexy Peaceful and Respectful Police Officer

Because who needs a firearm when you're packing that baton?
spicylingerie.com

Because who needs a firearm when you're packing that baton?

19. Sexy Pepsi Can (I, Please?)

When that sexy doctor told you to cut back on sugar, this isn't what he meant. Quench your thirst.
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When that sexy doctor told you to cut back on sugar, this isn't what he meant. Quench your thirst.

20. Sexy Elephant

Will never forget your anniversary/tampons/Chipotle.
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Will never forget your anniversary/tampons/Chipotle.

21. Sexy Shark Attack Victim

Delicious.
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Delicious.

22. Sexy George Washington

Can chop down my cherry tree anytime.
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Can chop down my cherry tree anytime.

23. Sexy Rudolph

And if you ever saw him, you would even say you blow.
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And if you ever saw him, you would even say you blow.

24. Sexy Gandalf

You know he'll put a ring on it, plus dude's rocking one hell of a flavor saver.
officialsuperherocostumes.com

You know he'll put a ring on it, plus dude's rocking one hell of a flavor saver.

25. Sexy Butler

Oh, those white gloves are not gonna work where you're going.
maskworld.com

Oh, those white gloves are not gonna work where you're going.

26. Cosplay Fox Furry Fella Guy

Sexy because he is comfortable with his marginalized sexuality.
yandy.com

Sexy because he is comfortable with his marginalized sexuality.

27. Sexy Giant Squid

What?
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What?

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