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    27 Halloween Costumes For Men That Will Probably Make You Tingle Down There

    Please, try to contain yourself.

    1. Sexy Cowboy

    2. Sexy Scot

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    We're a long way from Groundskeeper Willie, y'all.

    3. Sexy Doctor

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    As long as he scrubs dat ass with iodine beforehand, we good.

    4. Sexy Sailor

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    Se(a)men joke here.

    5. Sexy Referee

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    Calls the shots/can help you find something cute and supportive for a high arch at Foot Locker.

    6. Sexy Firefighter

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    Those nipples will definitely be hot if he doesn't invest in some anti-chafe cream.

    7. Penis Pan

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    Doesn't grow older โ€” only grows bigger.

    8. Sexy Ancient Greek Dude

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    AKA Penis Pan on laundry day.

    9. Sexy Pizza Delivery Guy

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    You're hot for sure, dude, but I am gonna be so pissed if there's no actual pizza in there.

    10. Sexy Ninja

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    Crouching tiger, hidden fuckboy.

    11. Sexy Chimney Sweep

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    Likes to clean? Check. Otherwise filthy? Check. Consider my flue open for business!

    12. Sexy Holy Man

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    Have mercy.

    13. Sexy Minion

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    Not sure why this came up in our "sexy" search, but you could always cut a naughty little hole for your balls or something.

    14. Sexy Lumberjack

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    For Sexy Brooklynite, just add LP collection.

    15. Sexy Cat in the Hat

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    Sexy because you know he'll listen intently to all your fascinating stories about Mittens.

    16. Sexy Caveman

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    Complete with backward views on consent, reproductive rights, and the wage gap.

    17. Sexy Bacon

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    Would tear apart with my teeth.

    18. Sexy Peaceful and Respectful Police Officer

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    Because who needs a firearm when you're packing that baton?

    19. Sexy Pepsi Can (I, Please?)

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    When that sexy doctor told you to cut back on sugar, this isn't what he meant. Quench your thirst.

    20. Sexy Elephant

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    Will never forget your anniversary/tampons/Chipotle.

    21. Sexy Shark Attack Victim

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    Delicious.

    22. Sexy George Washington

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    Can chop down my cherry tree anytime.

    23. Sexy Rudolph

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    And if you ever saw him, you would even say you blow.

    24. Sexy Gandalf

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    You know he'll put a ring on it, plus dude's rocking one hell of a flavor saver.

    25. Sexy Butler

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    Oh, those white gloves are not gonna work where you're going.

    26. Cosplay Fox Furry Fella Guy

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    Sexy because he is comfortable with his marginalized sexuality.

    27. Sexy Giant Squid

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    What?