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    18 Struggles Of People Who Simply Cannot With Actual Clothing

    Spanx? More like NO THANX.

    1. "Athleisure" is code for "I find zippers to be oppressive."

    2. Except for on hoodies. Hoodies are a gift from the heavens.

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    You can't tell if I'm wearing a bra or if I brushed my hair today? Sure, let's just say I did both.

    3. Speaking of bras, if you wear one, you know this is the best part of your day.

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    4. And if you're on Skype, you're definitely not wearing pants.

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    5. The best thing about dresses is they only require you to make ONE decision.

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    6. But jumpsuits? They're a double-edged sword.

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    Would you rather have to choose a top AND pants, or not be able to pee like a regular human?

    7. You're with Marilyn.

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    Pajamas are just the least of the necessary evils.

    8. I can wear leggings to that formal event, can't I?

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    But...they're sparkly?

    9. You're not great in heels, to say the least.

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    10. ... but sneakers require lacing.

    11. Luckily, you've found a way around all that nonsense.

    12. These are the only jeans for you.

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    SoooOoooo stretchy.

    13. Pizza delivery guys probably always think you're trying to seduce them.

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    14. You're not. You're just physically incapable of wearing more than a robe rn.

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    15. Seems about right.

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    16. You're thinking of getting your own place. It won't be cheap, but it'll be worth it.

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    17. But let's be real. Having to wear clothes isn't really the world's greatest injustice.

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    18. Because at the end of the day, you can always just do this!