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Not everyone in the world is meant to be a chef.
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But for some of us, it's worse than that.
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Yes, you're messy as hell.
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Yes, things don't always turn out picture-perfect.
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But also? You literally baked a knife into your pastry.
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You are actually going to need to call the fire department for this one.
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This isn't squid ink pasta...
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...but this sure as fuck started out cauliflower.
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Your cupcakes either come out like soup...
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You can't even be left alone with the microwave.
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Like, you had one job, dude.
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You're literally using a device intended to keep your eggs centralized!
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But how did you even—
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It is total carnage up in here.
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Honestly, just back away slowly.
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It's looking like Seamless again tonight.
