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Jan 25, 2016

19 Completely Fucking Exquisite Pieces Of Jewelry For Your Best Friend Who Curses A Lot

Goddamn, these shits are fucking elegant as hell.

1. Pumpkinseed Jewelry "Fuck Off" Locket, $30

A place to keep your most cherished memories, but definitely not to share them.

2. Knotwork Shop B Words Bracelet Set, $30

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Super angry, yet somehow sophisticated. Those Brits really know what the fuck they're doing.

3. Lily Pickford "Fuck You" Necklace, $15

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When you don't even have words for all that fuckery.

5. Metal Taboo "Chicks Over Dicks" Friendship Necklace Set, $84

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For you and your loyal, gives-no-fucks bestie.

6. Marco Magro "Fighette" Earrings, $80

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So that when the compliments start rolling in, you can lightly finger them and say, "Oh, yes, these are my pussy earrings!"

For all the round bits you love.

9. Lofted Designs Secret Swear Ring, $39

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Because there are just some things you can't say quite so obviously to your in-laws.

10. Bad Bad Jewelry "Badass" Necklace, $66

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Baddies only.

11. Metal Sugar "The Deuce" Necklace, $50

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For when you know you're the shit.

12. Neuromantica "Bitch" Ring, $32.49+

Because if someone's gonna call you that, it might as well be you.

13. Bang Up Betty "Shit Show" Necklace, $35

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For your most unabashedly messy friend.

14. Violently Happy Shop "Connard" Necklace, $39.13

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For when you want to deliver a burn with an extra French flourish.

15. Tawnie & Brina "Fuck" Ring, $40

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In gold here, or silver here.

16. Skullery Fox Baculum Necklace, $65

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Onlookers will assume it's an abstractly pretty pendant, until you inform them that it's a big ol' fox dick.

17. The Curated Gift Shop "Fancy As Fuck" Cuff, $28+

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Comes in brass, as well as three gold-plated finishes. Damn, that shit is fancy.

18. Lilacpop "Merde" Necklace, $20

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(Speaking of that shit.)

So it's easier for your enemies to kiss. In silver here, or if you've got $1,050 lying around, in gold here.