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19 Completely Fucking Exquisite Pieces Of Jewelry For Your Best Friend Who Curses A Lot

Goddamn, these shits are fucking elegant as hell.

1. Pumpkinseed Jewelry “Fuck Off” Locket, $30

A place to keep your most cherished memories, but definitely not to share them.

2. Knotwork Shop B Words Bracelet Set, $30

Super angry, yet somehow sophisticated. Those Brits really know what the fuck they’re doing.

3. Lily Pickford “Fuck You” Necklace, $15

When you don’t even have words for all that fuckery.

6. Marco Magro “Fighette” Earrings, $80

So that when the compliments start rolling in, you can lightly finger them and say, “Oh, yes, these are my pussy earrings!”

9. Lofted Designs Secret Swear Ring, $39

Because there are just some things you can’t say quite so obviously to your in-laws.

12. Neuromantica “Bitch” Ring, $32.49+

 

Because if someone’s gonna call you that, it might as well be you.

14. Violently Happy Shop “Connard” Necklace, $39.13

For when you want to deliver a burn with an extra French flourish.

16. Skullery Fox Baculum Necklace, $65

Onlookers will assume it’s an abstractly pretty pendant, until you inform them that it’s a big ol’ fox dick.

17. The Curated Gift Shop “Fancy As Fuck” Cuff, $28+

Comes in brass, as well as three gold-plated finishes. Damn, that shit is fancy.

19. Engraved Designs Nothing But Butt Ring, $285+

 

So it’s easier for your enemies to kiss. In silver here, or if you’ve got $1,050 lying around, in gold here.

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