19 Completely Fucking Exquisite Pieces Of Jewelry For Your Best Friend Who Curses A Lot

Goddamn, these shits are fucking elegant as hell.

1. Pumpkinseed Jewelry "Fuck Off" Locket, $30

A place to keep your most cherished memories, but definitely not to share them.

2. Knotwork Shop B Words Bracelet Set, $30

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Super angry, yet somehow sophisticated. Those Brits really know what the fuck they're doing.

3. Lily Pickford "Fuck You" Necklace, $15

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When you don't even have words for all that fuckery.

4. Outlaw Anarchy "Damn It" Necklace, $50

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5. Metal Taboo "Chicks Over Dicks" Friendship Necklace Set, $84

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For you and your loyal, gives-no-fucks bestie.

6. Marco Magro "Fighette" Earrings, $80

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So that when the compliments start rolling in, you can lightly finger them and say, "Oh, yes, these are my pussy earrings!"

7. Brooklyn Charm "Bo$$ Bitch" Necklace, $26

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8. PoKo Jewelry "Tits," "Boobs," and "Balls" Necklaces, $40

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For all the round bits you love.

9. Lofted Designs Secret Swear Ring, $39

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Because there are just some things you can't say quite so obviously to your in-laws.

10. Bad Bad Jewelry "Badass" Necklace, $66

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Baddies only.

11. Metal Sugar "The Deuce" Necklace, $50

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For when you know you're the shit.

12. Neuromantica "Bitch" Ring, $32.49+

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Because if someone's gonna call you that, it might as well be you.

13. Bang Up Betty "Shit Show" Necklace, $35

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For your most unabashedly messy friend.

14. Violently Happy Shop "Connard" Necklace, $39.13

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For when you want to deliver a burn with an extra French flourish.

15. Tawnie & Brina "Fuck" Ring, $40

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In gold here, or silver here.

16. Skullery Fox Baculum Necklace, $65

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Onlookers will assume it's an abstractly pretty pendant, until you inform them that it's a big ol' fox dick.

17. The Curated Gift Shop "Fancy As Fuck" Cuff, $28+

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Comes in brass, as well as three gold-plated finishes. Damn, that shit is fancy.

18. Lilacpop "Merde" Necklace, $20

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(Speaking of that shit.)

19. Engraved Designs Nothing But Butt Ring, $285+

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So it's easier for your enemies to kiss. In silver here, or if you've got $1,050 lying around, in gold here.