1. When her kids told her how they really felt:
2. When she proved that she was a triple threat from an early age:
3. When she tried to stop her husband Dax Shepard from bringing home this chair from Costco:
4. But failed at doing so:
5. When she and Dax took their obsession with Game of Thrones to another level:
6. When she turned Frozen into an R-rated movie featuring Game of Thrones:
Before Jon and Daeneyrs...there was Anna and Tyrion. #GameOfThrones #got
7. When she knew exactly how she wanted to spend her birthday:
8. When she took us behind the scenes of getting red carpet ready:
9. When her kids found her doppelgänger:
10. When she let us see how she and Dax spend their nights:
11. When she was completely prepared to tackle motherhood:
My new roomate poops her pants and doesn't pay rent...basically @daxshepard1 pre-sobriety :) welcome baby Lincoln xo
12. When she showed us what the inside of her brain looked like:
13. When her kids were prepared for moments of crisis:
Overheard my daughter tell another kid:"If ur parents ever get blown away in the wind, just pick up the phone & call 891." #SafetyFirst
14. When Mila Kunis spun the dollar on The Price Is Right and Kristen FREAKED out:
When you start to think all hope is lost for 2017, remember there’s always @PriceIsRight. #Mila2020 #badmomsxmas… https://t.co/kWRXx1NlVq
15. When she completely nailed Halloween:
16. When she fangirled over Leslie Jones:
17. When this adorable Anna stole her heart:
18. When she tried to French kiss a bearded dragon:
19. When her kids made her dress up as Elsa:
20. When she introduced us to John, her singing partner during Hurricane Irma:
Dear @daxshepard1, this is john. My side piece in orlando. I hope u understand. Im powerless over a man who serenad… https://t.co/CngJzUY7Ii
21. When puberty wasn't kind to her:
22. When she proved there's no such thing as a small part:
I was a banana in my first play. What were you???? Also if you are interested in smiling from ear to ear tonight an… https://t.co/w7O0atRWyg
23. When she just wanted to save the realm with Jon Snow:
Last nites dream: Jon Snow & I running 4 r lives. The only thing 2 save us is a dance off. Those who failed the dance off were slaughtered.
24. When she was confused by where Dax decided to park his car:
25. When she just hid a burrito in her purse on the Oscars red carpet:
When you see me on the red carpet of the oscars tonight, just know…there’s a burrito in my clutch.
26. When she played Mary Poppins in this hilarious Funny or Die sketch:
Mary Poppins has had enough of this shit. See @IMKristenBell in the full vid https://t.co/0s7HkqRo9X
27. And of course, when she had a meltdown over a sloth:
