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    Dec 1, 2019

    21 "Schitt's Creek" Jokes For Anyone Who Knows It's A Masterpiece

    "Does anyone else bark commands at Alexa in the voice of Moira Rose from Schitt's Creek?"

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    Cultural Impact: █    █  █  █  _ Alexis Rose Michelangelo's saying “David” David

    @TomZohar / Twitter / Via Twitter: @TomZohar

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    Most people aren't brave enough to share this picture of our lord and savior on their social media.

    @WStuartross / Twitter / Via Twitter: @WStuartross

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    @MrsPhilPerry / Twitter / Via Twitter: @MrsPhilPerry

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    King David: *plays a regular, non secret chord The Lord:

    @tylerkend12 / Twitter / Via Twitter: @tylerkend12

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    cherry wine by hozier but every time he says “cherry wine” it’s replaced with the full audio from moira rose’s fruit wine commercial

    @leafsbian / Twitter / Via Twitter: @leafsbian

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    “Hi! I’m Moira Rose, and if you like fruit wine as much as I do...” @SchittsCreek @danjlevy #bingolingfucker

    @jrcrimmings / Twitter / Via Twitter: @jrcrimmings

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    Does anyone else bark commands at Alexa in the voice of Moira Rose from Schitts Creek?

    @John_Whaite / Twitter / Via Twitter: @John_Whaite

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    @Joda308 / Twitter / Via Twitter: @Joda308

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    Let’s Go To The Mall walked so A Little Bit Alexis could speed off in a Lamborghini (vroom vroom, bitches)

    @Neil_McNeil / Twitter / Via Twitter: @Neil_McNeil

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    Therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this? Me: Ew, David Therapist: No.

    @Austaur / Twitter / Via Twitter: @Austaur

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    Is your child texting about Schitt’s Creek? LOL = LOVER OF (WINE), (NOT) LABELS WYD = WHO’S YOUR DAVID? WTF = WHEN TO FOLD (IN THE CHEESE) WTH = WHEN(DID) TED (GET) HOT!? LMAO = LOVE ME AN OLIVE (BRANCH) STFU = SIMPLY THE FUCKING(BEST) UNIT JK = JAZZAGALS KINGDOM

    @marisabcrane / Twitter / Via Twitter: @marisabcrane

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    Moira and Johnny have three children! David, Alexis and Stevie! And I won't hear anything different! #SchittsCreek

    @BeeBabs / Twitter / Via Twitter: @BeeBabs

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    watching the episode of schitts creek where patrick sings simply the best to david because i need extra serotonin today

    @goldfishbabe101 / Twitter / Via Twitter: @goldfishbabe101

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    I’m a little bit. I’m a little bit. I’m a little bit... lalalalalalala. A little bit Alexis https://t.co/0kVJxs5yUA

    @MichaelDaniels_ / Twitter / Via Twitter: @MichaelDaniels_

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    Would pay an obscene amount of money for a 10 minute scene where Alexis Rose meets Jenna Maroney.

    @SAMGREIS / Twitter / Via Twitter: @SAMGREIS

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    me when i have one thing to do in a day

    @Brocklesnitch / Twitter / Via Twitter: @Brocklesnitch

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    Me watching Schitt’s Creek: “Oh! I have that same lawn chair!... Oh. I have that same lawn chair the set designer chose to emphasize the tacky state of the town.”

    @girlwithatail / Twitter / Via Twitter: @girlwithatail

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    My favourite part of the new Madonna video is that she's played by Moira Rose. #MadameX @SchittsCreek

    @PoshLopez / Twitter / Via Twitter: @PoshLopez

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    Remember how Patrick had to escape a whole ass hometown because the thought of marrying someone was suffocating and how when he moved to schitt's creek he thought it would probably be temporary and how he realized David makes him feel right and then they got married cuz I don't

    @35and12 / Twitter / Via Twitter: @35and12

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    Glad to see H&M has finally come out with a line of Johnny Rose-inspired nightshirts

    @anne_theriault / Twitter / Via Twitter: @anne_theriault

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    @SchittsCreek / Twitter / Via Twitter: @SchittsCreek

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