1. #Throwback with 3OH!3's "Don't Trust Me." Could this be more 2009?
2. The answer is "Yes" because Hanna just asked if Alison downloaded "the new Beyoncé." At least some things haven't changed.
3. Emily throwing shade at Emily for wanting to know more about her. #Emison is real
4. In hindsight, Spencer being gone should've set off some red flags
5. Why did Aria's family come back to Rosewood? Don't they know bad things happen here?
6. OMG Mike is a fetus. And plays lacrosse?
7. First secret goes to Byron. Should've known he'd be shady.
8. Hollis Bar & Grill...... EZRIA IS SETTING SAIL
9. Should we be concerned Ezra is drinking, alone, at 5pm? No? Just us? Alright then.
10. "I tried writing. I didn't get very far." Sure Ezra, like you're not writing a secret book about Aria and her friend RIGHT NOW
11. This Ezria hookup in the bathroom is just as steamy as we remember *swoon*
12. GOT A SECRET CAN YOU KEEP IT SWEAR THIS ONE YOU'LL SAVE. BETTER LOCK IT, IN YOUR POCKET TAKING THIS ONE TO THE GRAVE
13. Hanna Marin is still a queen. Look at her breaking laws already. If only she knew what she would get herself into.
14. Mona and Hanna are BFF goals. Let's pretend everything Mona does doesn't happen. Okay?
15. Man, Sasha Pieterse has grown so much.
16. God damn it Meredith. I hated you even then.
17. ALL OF THESE GIRLS ARE SO TINY. HOW DID WE GET SO OLD?
18. Oh sweet Emily thinking Alison is dead...
19. "I hear the new teacher is really hot." Yes Emily. Ezra is a babe. Can confirm.
20. Aria, did you really not know about anything going on with Hanna, Spencer and Mona? Did you not get WiFi in Iceland?
21. FIRST A TEXT MESSAGE!!! AAAHHH!
22. The DiLaurentis' don't live in town? This is the biggest shock, I swear.
23. Really Pam? The biggest concern in Rosewood is "colored hair?"
24. Em, you may dream of getting out of town now, but you NEVER LEAVE
25. Emily and Maya sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
26. Also, a public apology right here, I SWORE Maya was A. SHE WAS WEARING A RED SCARF.... Whoops.
27. Oh sweet naive Maya. Do you really have no idea Alison is missing?
28. Maya and Emily BOTH HAVE BOYFRIENDS. Let's repeat, BOYFRIENDS
29. Stop building that studio RIGHT NOW.
30. I wish we could tell you that smoking weed is the biggest trouble you'll get into Em.
31. Melissa Hasting's you shady bitch!
32. Also Melissa, you really want to live in your parents backyard?
33. OMG WREN IS A CHILD
34. "You know what they say about hope. It breeds eternal misery!" You should take your own advice Spenc
35. EMILY KISSED MAYA. *flails onto floor* But like, where is Emison?
36. Shirtless Wren. We could use more of this. Heck, just shirtless men in general.
37. My question becomes why did The Montgomery's drag ALL their possessions to Iceland then back? Ever heard of storage?
38. "Nothing is going to happen. We're safe." BAHAHAHAHA BIGGEST LIE EVER BYRON!
39. Don't worry Spencer, you'll have your shot at Wren
40. "A" sent Spencer and EMAIL. That's almost as bad as a fax from "A"....
41. Oh hello, man trying to be Ian. You don't look familiar.
42. THE JENNA THING. It still haunts my nightmares, I swear to God
43. Em and Aria talking about "A" in public. Some things just don't change.
44. "Should we tell someone?" THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS YES. TELL THE POLICE.
45. Ashley Marin literally hasn't aged A DAY
46. Detective Wilden, it's NOT good to see you and you can go die in a hole... Oh wait...
47. Hanna's first trip to jail. It's like dropping your child off at kindergarten for the first time. Oh the memories.
48. "In Rosewood, you don't have room to make a mistake." This should be embroidered on a pillow.
49. They found Alison's body... the biggest joke PLL has given us
50. All the girls roll up to this crime scene separately. I don't like it.
51. Also how did EVERYONE know that the cops were at Alison's old house? Does everyone listen to a police scanner?
52. Hanna eating ice cream while watching the news is an actual image of me re-watching this episode
53. Ashley, blink once if you need to be rescued.
54. SPENCER SOMEONE REPLACED YOUR REAL PARENTS GET OUT OF THERE
55. I'm impressed Ezra kept a straight face as he acted like he didn't know Alison
56. Ezria kiss in a church. I'm praying no one comes up and sees them
57. FAKE MRS. DILAURENTIS. WHAT IS THIS?
58. Hanna grabbing Aria's hand in the church. I'm sobbing, it's fine. We're fine.
59. Hanna already knew how to prepare for these things. A FLASK.
60. WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY TOBY?
61. Wilden already getting up in The Liars business.
62. Oh Wilden, you'll never figure out what *actually* happens
63. lol I love that The Liars biggest concern is "The Jenna Thing"
64. "I'm still here bitches, and I know EVERYTHING." YAAASSS A, YAASSS!
65. The fashion upgrade all these girls get IS SO IMPORTANT
66. I miss Caleb