We Know Your Sign Based Off When Your Birthday Is
You keep people safe but you also slow people down.
Hey buddy, it's the 21st century! Women can work too.
Also, a piece of work! Sorry that was unkind. I'm sure you're very nice :)
Can you not be such a cop for, like, ONE second?
You're a good person. In fact, you have the most righteous sign possible.
I'll tell you one thing—you are not dry. That's for sure.
Many an adolescent will hang you up on the door of their room. You're important in helping young adults express boundaries and internal pain. You know the importance of being alone.
You're cool-looking and you freakin' hate when people get hit by trains. Thanks for that. I wish more people were anti-train homicide but our society is fudged up.
You're a friend to the animals, and you despise death. But guess what, buddy? Death comes for you no matter what, so get used to it.
You love to warn people about their sinister futures only you can see. It terrifies people, sure. They call the cops on you, sure. But keep doing you! Frack the haters!
You tell people when things are broken, but have you ever considered you might be broken yourself?
You take the road less traveled. You frequently get lost. You're a nuisance but you're necessary for my survival so thank you. Much appreciated, mate!