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Which Trashbag Philosophy Major Are You?

How absurd are you?

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  1. Which philosopher/hunk really gets you going?

  2. It's 2am. Nald's?

    Absolutely
    No *goes anyways*
    Anyone who does this is insane
  3. Pick a home

  4. You're the DJ, what's playing?

    Something Sad
    Something Sad
    Something 3edgy5you
    Something 3edgy5you
    Something People Will Enjoy
    Something People Will Enjoy
  5. Clock strikes midnight on a weekday.

    I might be up, it depends on the day
    I will be awake for at least two more hours
    I've been asleep since 9
  6. Do you ruin most conversations?

    You betcha
    All the time
    No?!?

Which Trashbag Philosophy Major Are You?

You got: You're a Nolan

You pair your philosophy major with a classic political science major. You prefer rain to sunshine. You loudly proclaim your preference for the west coast attitude. Your favorite band is a group of sad people that no one's ever heard of. You've never been spotted without headphones. You're probably not the one to start the philosophic conversation, but you definitely won't end it. You say y'all.

You're a Nolan
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You got: You're a Jared

You pair your philosophy major with a unique history major. You will argue with anyone who does not respect the superiority of the east coast, especially Jersey, while trashing Jersey at the same time. You have randomly started singing Hamilton or Les Mis, several times. You will wear a pea coat even when it is completely unnecessary. You probably started the philosophic conversation. You will berate anyone who says y'all.

You're a Jared
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You got: You're a normal person

You do not care about philosophy. You will be annoyed when it is brought up. You desperately wish they'd stop talking about Zizek. Dear god even politics sounds good right now. Can we please just sit in silence for a little while.

You're a normal person
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