1. When your collection is bigger and better than ever, but it's still not enough:
2. When you finally decide to stop being a lazy-ass potato and organize all of your shit:
3. But then you do your makeup and it transforms into this shitstorm AGAIN:
4. When you throw on a full face just to go to the supermarket because Prince Charming could be waiting in the chip aisle:
5. And while there you realize you'd rather go hungry than makeup-less:
6. When you find out Sephora's having a sale:
7. When every single beauty brand releases a limited holiday collection, so you have to calculate how you'll be able to afford them:
8. When people criticize you for your addiction to makeup:
9. When you tried a new makeup look you saw on YouTube, only to realize one hour later it looks like pure SHIT:
10. When you're going away for the weekend and decide to bring ALL of your makeup with you:
11. When your mascara pokes you in the eye and you remind yourself beauty is pain:
12. When you're literally art:
13. When you've mastered the art of losing 10 pounds in the face:
14. When you're having a bad day and a stranger compliments your makeup:
15. When bae knows how to bring out your inner sex goddess:
16. When you realize they may be the one:
17. When you took two hours to do your makeup and now you're late for work but don't care because you look BOMB AF:
18. When you decide to finally act like an adult and get your life back in order:
19. When you need to figure out an outfit first so you can match your makeup to it:
20. When someone borrows your YSL lipstick and has the audacity to say they don't know where they put it:
21. When someone who doesn't know shit about makeup says your eyebrows look a little uneven:
22. When guys who say "you don't need makeup" don't realize we don't need them either:
23. When you find a makeup companion who wouldn't hesitate to blot your oil away:
