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12 Things That Inevitably Happen On Halloween In A College Town

If these don't happen to you, did you even do it right?

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1. You show up late to the pregame.

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Because you were too busy trying to take a picture that's "Insta Worthy".

2. You show up too slutty to a party.

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3. Or not slutty enough.

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4. On top of that, three other people are wearing the same costume as you.

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I guess too many people thought slutty Hillary was the BEST COSTUME EVER.

5. Little kids show up to your door for trick-or-treating and you hand them booze instead of candy.

Where are your parents??
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Where are your parents??

6. You end up taking care of your drunk friend in the Harambe costume.

That 12th shot might not have been such a good idea…. #RIPHarambe.
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That 12th shot might not have been such a good idea…. #RIPHarambe.

7. Some drunk asshole steals your booze.

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...while you were getting Harambe a cab, Trump stole your fifth of Bacardi.

8. The police crash your party.

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9. But it's really just some smart-ass dressed as a cop.

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10. You end up waiting in line for the bars for over an hour.

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Only to realize there’s a $20 cover charge.

11. You walk home to all of your pumpkins smashed in your driveway.

And you shed a tear because you realize you'll be picking up pumpkin guts in the morning.
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And you shed a tear because you realize you'll be picking up pumpkin guts in the morning.

12. You wake up the next morning in full makeup and costume.

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And your bed is covered in candy wrappers...Oops.

Happy Halloween, stay LIT.

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