1. The Bird-Watcher
When to use it: Following a soaring home run.
2. The Strongman
When to use it: You want to psyche out the opposition with your pitcher’s superhuman strength.
3. The “Swing Away, Merrill”
When to use it: To replay a great hit if your field doesn’t have a Jumbotron.
4. The Soldier’s Farewell
When to use it: To honor the sacrifice and bravery demonstrated in the stealing of a base.
5. The “Swan Lake”
When to use it: After a graceful, gliding catch.
6. The Millennial
When to use it: A bunt, er… whenever.
7. Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!
When to use it: Knocking an opposing team out of playoff contention.
8. The Gentlemen
When to use it: Honoring every subtle aspect of America’s finest and most regal pastime.
9. The “Have Some Sugar”
When to use it: After turning a triple play, or following anything especially sweet.
10. The BAMF
When to use it: If you have to ask, you must have had your eyes closed.
11. The Shapeshifter
When to use it: You’re confused about what just happened on the field, but hey, everyone’s happy, so you’re happy.