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How Fluffy Are You Actually?

It's Mothering Sunday and we all know what that means- that's right, someone needs celebrating -but who? Only the fluffiest member of the Barker family can be wholly showered with love today.

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  1. The orange pets

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    Comprise the indoor pets, outdoor pets, and Copa Fluffy
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    Can be fed with a delicious food that I used to (and for all we know, still do occasionally) eat.
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    Get loving treatment and are a perfectly satisfactory alternative to a dog
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    Can survive for three weeks without food- amazing!
  2. Guess what I bought from the charity shop?

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    Three dresses, two pairs of impractical shoes and a book you haven't heard of
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    A massive Impressionist painting and a brand new Kooples top from this season- can you believe it was in the charity shop in Kingston, BNWT, in a Kooples bag, with a shop receipt from just today?
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    A Turnbull and Asser tie, a Turnbull and Asser shirt, a Turnbull and Asser handkerchief, a Turnbull and Asser collar stiffener and some Turnbull and Asser cycle clips,
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    More secret boots for the boot of my car
  3. It's my day off

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    So I'm going to a hut in Romania to eat tinned soup
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    Scout District Youth Commissioners never sleep
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    Can I come home to the basket?
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    Got a class, then tennis, then shopping, then another class, then some bees, then I'll hit the charity shops, then gotta run back to see someone about my car, then yoga, then I'll go to my tennis drill. Don't worry I'll pick up something for dinner.
  4. I'm cooking

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    Bake
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    Cake
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    Hake
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    A Skye Gyngell starter with home made mezze. And a home made gradvalax. Then I'm thinking two mains- ricotta stuffed chicken with an apricot glaze and rare steak with carmelised shallots and a creme fraiche dressing. And then five desserts. And cheese.
  5. Animal footprints in the snow

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    Clearly attest to the fact that animals know exactly where to go
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    Probably a ptarmigan invading my overnight snowhole!
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    Could be a kitten!
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    Bring me my rifle
  6. My phone

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    Is full of memes, notes, and pictures of grey-haired men
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    Is larger than my face
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    Is smaller than my nose
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    Has 1,024 unread messages
  7. In a photo album of Glydnebourne

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    I'm the one opening a third bottle of champers
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    I'm the one with a fluffy ruff around my hips, lying prone on the grass and licking my lips at opera singers
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    I'm the one levitating on the steps
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    I am dripping with diamonds and looking VERY FLUFFY
  8. Colin is

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    A very good Best Man
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    A very tasty olive
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    A very tasty man
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    A... caterpillar?
  9. That bee is dancing clockwise

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    Animals know which way to go?
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    Not the bees!
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    Yes but can he do the jive?
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    Honey afoot!
  10. The fluffiest person is...

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    ME!
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    Darling fluffy
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    Le Flof
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    Maman... maman maman maman maman maman
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