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Which 305 Hoe Are You?

Take this quiz to find out which classy lady in Room 305 you are. For reference please listen to this song before you begin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJGqMBjBd4Q

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  1. Once upon a time not long ago, I was a...

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    Nun
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    Sloth
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    puppy sloot
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    wannabe hoe
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    drunk
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    angel
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    person who lived in this room (sometimes)
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    frostbitten toe
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    basic hoe
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    -sleep
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    serial monogamist
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    princess
  2. And I'm ______ it

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    being highly sarcastic about
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    texting my friends during
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    clogging the sink with
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    fantasizing about
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    saving myself for
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    living in it
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    quietly agreeing about
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    laying in my bed watching
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    listening to sad music about
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    sticking my fridge between
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    dreaming about
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    waitin for him to put an ethically sourced ring on
  3. Won't take it back, 'cause ______

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    I'm a savage
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    I'm waiting for someone to put in a work order
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    I only know that and pop music from 7th grade
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    I'm oblivious
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    Me have hot bod
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    I'm praying for forgiveness
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    I'm making a pun out of it
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    it was some good times and I bunked by bed for it
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    I'm watching netflix
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    I'm not trying to bother anyone
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    I was tired despite drugging myself
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    I'm already halfway down the aisle
  4. What is your typical going out routine?

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    Starts getting ready when everyone else is leaving
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    "Oh were we planning on going out?" I'm in a onesie
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    Same clothes, different day
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    *packs a puke bag for the kids*
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    Started getting ready the day before then wonders why no one else is ready
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    *trap music plays in background*
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    Can I wear Love Your Melon?
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    21 since September and still haven't been to a bar
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    nap until 15 min before leaving
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    no shoes, no shirt and I still get service
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    gets drunk off of one shot but still loves le tequila
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    I don't care as long as I still have time to take shots
  5. Movie genre?

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    Period pieces
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    Horror
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    whatever's on the Catholic channel
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    Porn (in groups)
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    Well my boyfriend only watches critically acclaimed films...
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    Korean cinema
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    is 50 shades a genre?
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    rom com
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    anything that makes me cry, aka anything
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    Olaf
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    I can't even see the TV
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    Christmas
  6. Bed Time?

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    a normal time bc I do my homework 10 minutes before class
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    I'm nocturnal
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    When the demons allow it
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    When the birds chirp and I can hear them outside my tent
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    chugs coffee and chocolate *almond* milk at 9 and goes to bed at 1
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    door is always closed so not sure
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    gotta wake up early so it's time for momma to turn in
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    not sure she lives in this room
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    now, I have practice in the morning
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    after I've orgasmed 7 times minimum
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    8 pm on the dot bc UTI
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    doesn't matter but MUST wake up at 7 am
  7. Pick your poison:

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    weed
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    fireball
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    le tequila
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    who cares, I'll get drunk anyways
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    4 loko bc I predicted the election
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    must stay sober for all the babies
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    champagne
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    Spiked seltzer cuz I'm classy
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    beer (old reliable)
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    Old-fashioned (#21)
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    bacardi party
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    anything you can put in a shot glass
  8. What's your catchphrase:

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    WHO CLOGGED THE SINKKKKKKKK!!!!%$#@!
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    I put hot sauce on it
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    Remember that one guy that nodded at me in lower that one time
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    Wanna hear something really sad?
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    Everybody loves me. Literally, he won't stop calling me.
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    I just want Starbucks and Chipotle
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    "How's Trix?" *doesn't wait for answer* "Trix are for kidz"
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    I'm gonna take a nap
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    Sooooooo shots?
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    Hi friends!
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    like my pajamas?
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    I’ll make my mac and cheese for you
  9. What's your role in the common room conversation?

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    *Covers ears and closes eyes*
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    *emerges from room disheveled in order to comment in a political manner*
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    brings up conspiracy theory/ demon experience/ dream
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    wants every conversation to somehow involve sex
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    "This one time when I was having sex..." moons window
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    I’ll make my mac and cheese for you
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    emerges for snack, engages in convo
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    idk she's in Australia
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    is asleep in a very uncomfortable position
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    denying the fact that there is an alien birthing site at Area 51
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    "That's not nice."
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    I am not allowed to speak in the common room
  10. What do you look for in your future spouse?

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    plumber
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    a nice boy
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    the devil himself
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    an older athlete who will take our three kids to church on Sundays
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    settle down?
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    Old, tinder
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    I'm already planning my wedding so that's besides the point
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    virgin, 8-pack, and loves to party
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    emotionally damaged, everyone hates him
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    hot & rich
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    IRISH
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    white beard, kinda chubby around the middle, wears all red, calls everyone a ho
  11. Favorite BC Memory

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    USC game
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    hooking up with that guy from Juice
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    Probably that night I orgasmed 7 times (we would hope- seriously, tell us how you do it)
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    I was asleep for it (was actually probably too high to remember) or maybe the time I ubered from mac to upper #glorydays
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    Still waiting to hook up with a hockey player, I’ll get back to you
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    *almost* meeting my husband
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    Falling asleep in Chris’s bathroom
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    when Marcus bedded me
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    “I did not wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy”
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    I don’t remember but I was told I vomited
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    failing at shower sex WITH A BROKEN FOOT
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    taking that first and only shot, it was epic
  12. What are you looking forward to in the next 9 months?

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    Immaculate conception
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    not giving birth bc pro choice
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    Giving birth to the spawn of Marcus the demon
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    Giving birth to a leprechaun
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    Giving birth to a damn well dressed Insta famous baby
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    Giving birth to a jellybean
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    Giving birth to some Australian’s baby
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    I’m uncomfortable with a lot of things...
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    Giving birth bc everyone else is doing it (pregnancy pact)
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    Starting senior year!! :) HAGS!
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    Giving birth bc the condom got stuck inside me
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    Santa’s baby, I’ll slip it out right under the tree, for me
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