1. "Yes, I just wished you a good Valentine's day this morning. You don't remember it?"
2. "Oh no, what a commercial event! Please don't act among this consumerist society."
3. "It's always Valentine's day when I'm with you."
4. "You only love me for the gifts and my money?"
5. "Sorry darling, but it was a surprise. Get dressed, we go to your best restaurant."
6. "We are the 12th, isn't it?"
7. "But your name is Nicole, not Valentine, isn't it?"
8. "I bought you something for you on internet, but the FedEx order has a bi unexpected delay."
9. "And you, what did you prepare for me?"
10. "Sorry bab', I forgot it."
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