Classic Children's Books In 9 Words Or Less

We know why our kids love their favorite books, but we adults really can't explain why we love them, too.

1. "Curious George"

A guy and his monkey. Like Michael Jackson!"

2. "Green Eggs And Ham"

"Don't take moldy food from strangers."

3. "Where The Wild Things Are"

"You will never, ever sleep again."

4. "Peter Pan"

"Child abduction can be fun and adorable!"

5. "Winnie The Pooh"

"A boy and his pre-diabetic bear."

6. "The Lorax"

"Al Gore was right about everything."

7. "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret"

"No boobs for you."

8. "The Very Hungry Caterpillar"

"Bugs eat their feelings, too."

9. "The Cat In The Hat"

"Seriously, your parents suck, kid."

10. "The Secret Garden"

"I got 99 problems and cholera ain't one."

11. "Goodnight Moon"

"Seriously, stop stalling and go the f**k to bed."