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This Golden Retriever Totally Failing To Catch Food Is The Cutest Thing Ever

Depth perception let him down.

This guy recorded his adorable dog, Fritz, trying to catch all kinds of food, and created an epic slow motion compilation. A steak, a doughnut, a taco, and lots more were on the menu. However, the cute golden retriever very rarely retrieves...

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First, a steak!

Then we've got a doughnut...

This taco has NO hope.

And this hot dog...close, but not close enough!

SIZE DOES NOT MATTER! Because he caught the smallest thing...a french fry!

Fritz's owner wrote on YouTube that he intercepts the food and Fritz just gets a little bit, and that they only play catch once a week. "The rest of the time he eats healthy dog food and exercises to maintain his manly physique," he said.

See more golden retrievers not living up to their breed and failing hilariously here.