7. If you're going to be Ms. Burlington, you have to represent a forward-thinking city. There's NO WAY she's forward thinking! She'd need to work in an innovative industry like social media or something.
....Or she'd need to do something totally outside-the-box...like create an ironic Buzzfeed article about why she's NOT Ms. Burlington. Which she totally didn't do.
13. Real-talk time: as you can tell, Nichole is not unique.
...I mean, she spells her name with an "H"! How vanilla is that?!
...She doesn't do anything cool, like radio voiceovers.
...or officiate weddings.
14. Lastly....she absolutely HATES Burlington.
....she's disgusted by its picturesque setting...
...despises the wealth of events...
...can't stand all the recreational activities available in the City....
...and of course, the absolute worst....the CARDINAL SIN that makes her the WORST candidate...she HATES Citizen Cider. HATE. HATE. HATES IT. Clearly.
15. I mean, just LOOK AT HER. Is this the person you want as the face of Ms. Burlington? WELL, IS IT?
So to recap: Nichole is a vivacious, outgoing and tenacious woman who came to Burlington for college and never left; she even still embodies the empowered college student spirit. She brings a smile to everyone’s face, and her comedic timing and energetic presence are refreshing. She is unique and festive; a woman with a soft heart and a sharp tongue who always leaves a lasting impression. She is, in essence, all things delightful.
You know, definitely NOT all the qualities you’re looking for in Ms. Burlington. Nope. Not at all. So definitely DON'T vote for her here.