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15 Things You Can Do To Prevent Awkward, Everyday Disasters

OK, some solutions are more realistic than others — like achieving 50% clean energy by 2030. Learn how you can help make it happen at NextGenClimate.org. #50by30

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1. First of all, NEVER wave back at strangers — no matter how much it seems like they’re looking at you.

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(They're not.)

2. Ask yourself, “Did they really make smartphone holders for ‘97 sedans?”

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Probably not.

3. Also, dance like someone's watching. At all times.

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Nowhere is safe. 👀

4. Honestly, just watch your back.

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With your eyes, not your phone.

5. Make sure your transportation plans aren't all wet...

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Always have an escape route.

6. ...and don't allow anybody to burst your bubble.

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Even your nefarious, no-good scoundrel of a brother.

7. Double-check that your four-legged pillow isn't actually your 6-year-old husky.

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At least she didn't fluff it first?

8. Don't play acoustic guitar, like, ever.

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Just stop.

9. And if you are in a band, insist on hiring a guitar tech...

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Work out the kinks in rehearsal.

10. ...or a professional page turner.

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11. Be honest with yourself about what constitutes a sandwich...

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There's no shame in eating two, you know.

12. ...or a knife, for that matter.

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A doorstop can only do so many things. Usually one thing.

13. Oh, and never go outside.

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Lest everything go down the drain.

14. No, seriously. Just stay home.

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When it rains, telecommute.

15. Finally, don't cheat on your diet — even with fat-free, no-sugar-added, low-calorie ice cream.

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The universe knows.

Some problems require forward-thinking solutions. See how you can help us achieve 50% clean energy by 2030 by visiting NextGenClimate.org. #50by30

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