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14 Middle-Earth Struggles Only Dwarves Understand

Those struggles are so real in Middle-earth.

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1. You never get enough Vitamin D, 'cause you're always in the mines.

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2. You get very excited about food.

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3. Actually you're thinking about food literally every second of the day.

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Even when you're not thinking about food, you are.

4. You have to have meat with every dish.

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5. Seriously, there is not enough meat in this world to satisfy you.

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6. Smaug is always after your gold.

It's getting annoying.
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It's getting annoying.

7. Headaches are occasionally an issue.

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8. Beard maintenance is so time-consuming.

And your bathroom is full of hair.
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And your bathroom is full of hair.

9. Green food is strange and frightening.

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10. See? You're already thinking about meat again.

Much better.
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Much better.

11. Elves are prejudiced against you, always.

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12. Horses are too large to be ridden comfortably.

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13. You're stubborn. You just can't help it.

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14. And people say you get too loud after you've had a couple of drinks.

You can't help it, though.
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You can't help it, though.

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