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10 Pizza Jokes You Need In Your Life

These are VERY cheesy. And so are Newman's Own incredible frozen pizzas. AND they're ready in 10 minutes — c'mon, you can't say no to that.

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1. What's your dog's favorite kind of pizza?

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2. How do you know if you're in love?

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3. What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?

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4. What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?

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5. What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?

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6. What did the parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella?

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7. What does an anteater like on its pizza?

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8. What type of person doesn't love pizza?

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9. What did the pizza ask its toppings?

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10. What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?

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Sorry, we know how CHEESY these jokes are.

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